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- t do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly5
- t's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? The6
- t do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin7
- t do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost8
- re does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghast9
- t do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoullop10
- n do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone11
- t do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy12
- t did the little ghost give his mom for Mother13
- re do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare c14
- t's the first thing ghosts do when they get into15
- Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race? 16
- you know a favourite expression used by the Go17
- Apes kiss? Yes, but never on the first date!18
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Losowy SMS: What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana! . What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on
trees?
The Easter Bunana! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(yellow): 74 . Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into
your mouth?"
"Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it
in my ears." Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(are): 129 . Would
you like something from my Easter
basket?
"Sure!"
"Here. Have some plastic grass." Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków( you): 94 . "Why are you studying your Easter
candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the
chocolate egg!" Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(why): 134 . Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who
sat on a bee?
It's a tender tail! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(you): 86 . What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his
head in the fan?
It took ears off his life! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(happened): 95 . What would you get if you crossed the
Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?
The Easter Blarney! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(would): 94 . Why did you drive the lawn mower over your
Easter
basket?
I thought the plastic grass was growing too high! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(did): 112 . Why do we paint
Easter eggs?
Because
it's easier than trying to wallpaper them! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(do): 84 . Why was the monster sitting in his Easter
basket?
He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(was): 101 . How did the soggy
Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(did): 68 . How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
They're both famous for stuffing baskets! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(is): 92 . What's red and blue and
sogs up your
Easter basket?
Coloured scrambled eggs Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(red): 81 . What's big and purple and hugs your Easter
basket?
The Easter Barney! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(big): 75 . How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those
eggs?
He hires Santa's elves during the off-season. Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(does): 102 . What happened when the
Easter Bunny met the
rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(happened): 102 . Who delivers Easter treats to all the
fish
in the sea?
The Oyster Bunny! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(delivers): 78 . What will the Easter Bunny be doing after
Easter?
One to three for breaking and entering. Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(will): 93 . How do you catch the Easter
Bunny?
Hide
in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(do): 91 . How should you send a letter to the Easter
Bunny?
By hare mail! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(should): 69 . Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
Because it's always on a sundae! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(is): 83 . What is a dog's favourite Easter
treat?
Jelly bones! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(is): 58 . What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and
goes
"hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?
The Easter
Elephant. Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(has): 122 . How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
He
does lots of bare-obics. Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(does): 72 . A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He
looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute,
but
he
decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
The
baby chick was a little cheeper! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(man): 219 . Why did the Easter Bunny have to
fire the
duck?
Because he kept quacking all the eggs! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(did): 92 . What's the difference between
the Easter
Bunny and a silly monster ?
One's a hare-head and the other's an
air-head! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(the): 122 . What would you get
if you crossed the
Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
Hop suey! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(would): 84 . What has long ears, hops and likes
websurfing?
The e-aster bunny. Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(has): 68 . What is the best way to send a letter to the
Easter Bunny?
By hare (air) mail. Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(is): 83 . How does the Easter Bunny stay
healthy?
Eggsercise, particularly hareobics! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(does): 78 . How many chocolate bunnies can
you put into
an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket won't be
empty. Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(many): 118 . Where do Easter bunnies
dance?
At the
basketball. Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(do): 55 . Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because
the chicken had his Easter eggs! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(did): 79 . How does an elephant get down from a tree
?
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn ! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(does): 88 . Why did the elephant paint
himself with
different colours?
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box
! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(did): 114 . Why were the
elephants thrown out of the
swimming pool ?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up ! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(were): 106 . Why does an elephant
wear sneakers
?
So that he can sneak up on mice ! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(does): 75 . What's grey and moves at a hundred
miles
an hour ?
A jet propelled elephant ! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(grey): 82 . What's big and grey and wears a mask
?
The elephantom of the opera ! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(big): 71 . What's grey, stands in a river when it
rains and doesn't get wet ?
An elephant with an umbrella ! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(grey): 102 . What's grey and never needs ironing ?
A
drip dry elephant ! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(grey): 62 . What's grey and goes round and round ?
An
elephant in a washing machine ! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(grey): 76 . What's big and grey and lives in
a lake
in Scotland ?
The Loch Ness Elephant ! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(big): 83 . What's yellow on the outside and grey on the
inside ?
An elephant disguised as a banana ! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(yellow): 94 . What's big and grey and protects
you
from the rain ?
An umbrellaphant ! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(big): 76 . What's big, grey and flies straight up
?
An elecopter ! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(big): 58 . What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?
An
elephant holding its breath ! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(weighs): 74 . What's blue and has big ears ?
An
elephant at the North Pole ! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(blue): 65 . What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every
twenty seconds ?
An elephant with hiccups ! Prześlij na email | Liczba znaków(grey): 88 |
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Nerki - przewlekły problem
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Seks czy modlitwa, czyli co ludzie robią przed snem?
<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/9/6929/z6929079M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>Z badań przeprowadzonych przez amerykańską National Sleep Foundation wynika, iż nasze zachowanie przed snem może być związane z pochodzeniem etnicznym.
Gdy mózg się broni, umysł cierpi
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- do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooste2
- ther, mother, and son were going to Europe and3
- day a man was sleeping and the neighbor's litt4
- af mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He5
- uck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper.6
- y went out on the golf course took a high-spee7
- chool Little Johnny was told by a classmate th8
- day, little Mikey comes home from kindergarten9
- morning while making breakfast, a man walked up 10
- night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband11
- ighty year old couple decide to try for a chil12
- man walks into her accountant's office and tells13
- kindergarten class had a homework assignment t14
- teenagers wander off to the bushes during a so15
- rl brings a guy home one night. They get into 16
- day there were two boys playing by a stream. O17
- n walked into an appliance store and asked the18
- ie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet arrives. -19
- ie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and20
- merican tourist went into a restaurant in a Sp21
- uple just got married, and when the husband went22
- n goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you have 23
- he first day of college, the Dean addressed th24
- president got off the helicopter in front of t25
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insect ?
A
flea, once th1
- insect runs away from everything ?
A
flee !2
- is the difference between a flea bitten
dog and 3
- o fleas
travel ?
Itch hiking !4
- id the firefly keep stealing things
?
What goes5
- fly makes films ?
Stephen Speilbug
!6
- goes "snap, crackle and pop" ?
A
firefly with a7
- id the fly fly ?8
- ere the
flies playing football in
saucer ?
Th9
- o fireflies start a race ?
Ready steady
glow !10
- ere are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you
know11
- did one firefly say to the other ?
Got
to glow 12
- do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger
with
a13
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